The holiday season brings families together, and we at MerusCase are lucky enough to be a part of a very special family—the legal family. Whether you be a legal secretary, an attorney, a paralegal, or a legal assistant, we are proud to be seated at the table alongside you.

With every family, there are traditions. Perhaps a large family dinner. Hot cocoa near a crackling fire. A nighttime stroll to check out the neighborhood's light displays. At MerusCase, one of our holiday traditions is that of song. Here are a couple of our favorite holiday carols. We hope you enjoy them as we do. 

Please feel free to sing along. 

"O Legal Brief"

(Sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”)

O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?

Your nolo contendere, your onus probandi
Makes you spit in your opponent’s eye.
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?

We’ve got some res gestae,
a sprinkling of sua sponte,
and some de minimis too,
some quorum, do you
know, dear Legal Brief,
How obscure your language is?

O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?

A judge is gonna tear it through
With a gavel, maybe a shredder too?
You know better, this isn’t Latin class,
So take this brief and shove it...    in the trash

O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?

 "The Settle Song"

(Sung to the tune of "The Dreidel Song")

I have a little settlement, I made it out of ink and pen,
And when it’s printed and ready, then off the settlement I’ll send!

Oh, Settle, Settle, Settle, I want to settle today,
And when the matter is all settled, they’ll issue us a stay!

It is several pages long, with language oh-so-fine,
And when it gets delivered, I hope they’ll sign on the line!

Oh, Settle, Settle, Settle, I want to settle today,
And when the matter is all settled, they’ll issue us a stay

"I’m Dreaming of a Legal Practice Management System"

(Sung to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m dreaming of a legal practice management system,
With all of the features that my firm needs.
Where the forms get automated and the calendar stays updated,
And my firm can grow at break-neck speeds.

I’m dreaming of a legal practice management system,
With every minute that I spend wasting,
switching from billing to emails and copy and pasting,
My letterhead on every new draft I make.

I’m dreaming of a legal practice management system,
With all of the features that my firm needs.
Where the forms get automated and the calendar stays updated,
And my firm can grow at break-neck speeds.

I’m dreaming of a legal practice management system,
That can help us speed up our tempo.
The solution is in front of my face, its name is MerusCase, 
I should call them right now and set up a demo!


And speaking of setting up a demo...just click below to speed up your firm's tempo!