The holiday season brings families together, and we at MerusCase are lucky enough to be a part of a very special family—the legal family. Whether you be a legal secretary, an attorney, a paralegal, or a legal assistant, we are proud to be seated at the table alongside you.
With every family, there are traditions. Perhaps a large family dinner. Hot cocoa near a crackling fire. A nighttime stroll to check out the neighborhood's light displays. At MerusCase, one of our holiday traditions is that of song. Here are a couple of our favorite holiday carols. We hope you enjoy them as we do.
Please feel free to sing along.
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
Your nolo contendere, your onus probandi
Makes you spit in your opponent’s eye.
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
We’ve got some res gestae,
a sprinkling of sua sponte,
and some de minimis too,
some quorum, do you
know, dear Legal Brief,
How obscure your language is?
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
A judge is gonna tear it through
With a gavel, maybe a shredder too?
You know better, this isn’t Latin class,
So take this brief and shove it... in the trash
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
O legal brief, O legal brief,
How obscure is your language?
"The Settle Song"
I have a little settlement, I made it out of ink and pen,
And when it’s printed and ready, then off the settlement I’ll send!
Oh, Settle, Settle, Settle, I want to settle today,
And when the matter is all settled, they’ll issue us a stay!
It is several pages long, with language oh-so-fine,
And when it gets delivered, I hope they’ll sign on the line!
Oh, Settle, Settle, Settle, I want to settle today,
And when the matter is all settled, they’ll issue us a stay
I’m dreaming of a legal practice management system,
With all of the features that my firm needs.
Where the forms get automated and the calendar stays updated,
And my firm can grow at break-neck speeds.
I’m dreaming of a legal practice management system,
With every minute that I spend wasting,
switching from billing to emails and copy and pasting,
My letterhead on every new draft I make.
I’m dreaming of a legal practice management system,
With all of the features that my firm needs.
Where the forms get automated and the calendar stays updated,
And my firm can grow at break-neck speeds.
I’m dreaming of a legal practice management system,
That can help us speed up our tempo.
The solution is in front of my face, its name is MerusCase,
I should call them right now and set up a demo!
And speaking of setting up a demo...just click below to speed up your firm's tempo!