By popular demand, here are the B-sides to our our popular blog, "Legal Holiday Carols." We hope you enjoy them as much as we do. 

"Deck the Courts"

(Sung to the tune of “Deck the Halls”)

Deck the courts with boughs of pleadings,
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
'Tis the season to be subpoenaing,
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
Fill the docket, rise in seniority
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
Troll the ancient precedent authority
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!

See the banging gavel before us,
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
Strike the record and be victorious
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
Follow the ruling in merry measure,
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
You no longer have time for any leisure,
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!

Fast away as another work week finishes,
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
Just as my energy completely diminishes,
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
Sleep-deprived, stressed all together,
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!
Aren’t we all legal birds of a feather!
Fa, law, law, law, law, law, law, law, law!

 "12 Days of (Legal) Christamas"

(Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas")

On the 12th day of Christmas my legal profession gave to me: 

12 subpoena subpoenaing
11 depositions deposing
10 pleadings pleading
9 motions motioning
8 deadlines a’pproaching
7 forms needing a’filling
6 minutes for a’lunching
5 phone calls
4 cups of coffee
3 client meetings
2 hours of rest 
and a shooting pain in my chest

"Santa Baby—Legal Remix"

(Sung to the tune of “Santa Baby”)

Santa baby, slip a paid invoice under the tree for me
Been a friend of the law
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a vacation for me too, long overdue
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight 

Think of all the sleep I've missed
Think of all my cases that have been dismissed
Next year will be just as hard
Just give me five minutes of bliss

Santa honey, I want a new parking spot and that's not a lot
Been working hard all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight 

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, some mead
Perhaps a pint or two
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight 

Santa baby, and fill my stocking with less text and more checks
Legal briefs are too long
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and help settle some cases
Put me in the judge’s good graces
I really need do some assistance
Do you know about case phases?

Santa baby, just one more favor, an appraiser
For my kidney stones

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight 
Hurry down the chimney tonight 
Hurry, tonight

Missed out on Legal Carols Part I? Click below to jam out to more Legal holiday tunes: